 I hope you realize
 that even when I'm alone and watching tv
 even when I am smiling and talking to you
 when I am talking to your children
 I am always
 always
 thinking about gay sex.

Physically a virgin, mentally a whore.

Imagine being kidnapped when you have a cold.

sodamnrelatable:

Your mouth would be duct taped and your nose would be stuffed

When you open the fridge and there’s actually something to eat

sodamnrelatable:

heretherebefandom:

Hello? Hello, yes. This thing working? Alright then, good, good. Okay. So.

I need you to pay very close attention. Yes, you. Reading this right now on your laptop or your tablet or your multi-dimensional interface pad. Have those come out yet? Right, sorry. Yes. Very, very close attention. Because something big is happening. Right now. And you’re a part of it.

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If you see a hot girl/boy

sodamnrelatable:

Normal Girls trying to be sexy:

Normal Boys trying to be cool:

Me:

via sodamnrelatable

wickedawzum13:

sparkdreams:

A collection of problems I have.

Yes. All of these.

ishipjohnlock247:

THIS IS MY FIRST SHERLOCK GIVEAWAY ………… I wanted to say a massive ” thank you ” to everyone

what you’ll be getting:

Sherlock & John “signed” photo

Set of isle of Guernsey commemorative stamps ( 1993 )

Selection of Sherlock badges

* * * * locked coaster

the rules are:

you can reblog as many times as you like, of course you don’t have to follow me but I’d love it if you did :b

your ask box must be open so I can let you know you’ve won & you need to be willing to let me have your name & address ( I will post anywhere in the world )

the closing date will be FRIDAY 1ST JUNE

the winner will be picked by random number generator

………………

good luck xx